Husband Speaks!

My husband has an amazing sense of humor. Sometimes it is so subtle and sophisticated that it goes over my head. Often, his jokes make me angry and at other times, I end up smiling despite myself. Scenario 1: Husband's Friend: If she can't be mine, I won't let her be anybody else's. My husband: So if she is yours, you'll let her be everybody else's. Scenario 2: A snippet of my whatsapp textual conversation with him. Me: Call me. Him: Call you what?